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Haircare

Scalp and hair treated as skin with a different appendage attached. Relaxer chemistry, traction and scarring alopecias, porosity claims, combing force, transplants, and the regulatory fights that keep landing in salon back rooms.

Evidence card: the claim "Hair discrimination legislation improves Black women's wellbeing." set against the cohort that was actually measured.

Sep 14, 2026

Nobody Has Measured Whether the Law Worked

A scoping review searched six databases for evidence that hair discrimination legislation changed Black women’s mental health. It screened 310 articles, included 15, and found not one that directly measured the outcome the law was written to fix.

Evidence card: the claim "Your hair has a porosity type, and you can find out what it is by dropping a strand in water." set against the cohort that was actually measured.

Sep 14, 2026

Porosity Is Real, It Is Eight Nanometers Wide, and It Is Damage

The pores in a hair fiber are counted with gas sorption rigs and calorimeters, and bleaching adds more of them. What does not exist anywhere in the literature is the three-bucket porosity type, or the glass of water people are told to test it with.

Evidence card: the claim "Follicular unit extraction works as well in tightly curled hair as anywhere else." set against the cohort that was actually measured.

Sep 14, 2026

Every Number We Have Comes From the Man Who Made the Tool

There are exactly two published series of follicular unit extraction in patients of African descent. The same device developer is first author on both. The larger one also found that curl was not the main problem — skin thickness was — which is not what anybody has been saying.

Evidence card: the claim "Frontal fibrosing alopecia is a postmenopausal white woman's disease." set against the cohort that was actually measured.

Sep 14, 2026

The Reference Cohort Is 490 People and Records Nobody’s Race

Frontal fibrosing alopecia is described in Black patients as starting earlier, running more severely and being diagnosed later. Not one of those three statements has a number attached to it, and the most-cited paper on the subject has no retrievable sample size at all.

Evidence card: the claim "This product reduces breakage — we tested it." set against the cohort that was actually measured.

Sep 14, 2026

Sixteen Strokes a Day, Measured on the Wrong Heads

The reference dataset for how much force combing actually puts on a hair — the one that underpins breakage claims on the back of a bottle — was built from Asian and Caucasian hair only. So was much of the diagnostic norm a pathologist reads a scalp biopsy against.

Evidence card: the claim "Your hair is a 4C, and that tells you something." set against the cohort that was actually measured.

Sep 14, 2026

Nobody Has Ever Checked Whether Two People Agree on 4C

The 1a-to-4c scale was devised by a celebrity stylist, is described in the literature as the gold standard, and has never had a reliability study run on it. The measured alternative has existed since 2007, covers 22 countries, and deliberately refuses to sort anybody by ancestry.

Evidence card: the claim "We understand what head coverings do to the scalp." set against the cohort that was actually measured.

Sep 13, 2026

One Case Report, and a Search That Hands You a Tumor

Search the world’s principal medical database for turban and scalp and you get turban tumor, a nineteenth-century eponym for a rare adnexal cancer. The entire located dermatology literature on turban wearing is a single patient. Meanwhile face masks generated in two years the occlusion research head coverings never got in decades.

Evidence card: the claim "Discoid lupus causes more damage in Black patients." set against the cohort that was actually measured.

Sep 13, 2026

Five Point Four Times the Incidence, and Nobody Has Counted the Delay

Discoid lupus hits Black patients at 5.4 times the rate of white patients and leaves them with 67 percent higher damage scores at first presentation. There is a full diagnostic-delay literature for hidradenitis suppurativa. For the disease that scars Black women’s scalps, there is none.