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Haircare

Scalp and hair treated as skin with a different appendage attached. Relaxer chemistry, traction and scarring alopecias, porosity claims, combing force, transplants, and the regulatory fights that keep landing in salon back rooms.

Evidence card: the claim "Afro-textured hair is intrinsically weak." set against the cohort that was actually measured.

Sep 13, 2026

It Grows. It Just Does Not Stay.

A study of 1,042 schoolchildren found that natural Afro-textured hair reaches a length steady state within about a year of a haircut — because breakage catches up with growth. The apparent failure to grow is an equilibrium, not a deficit.

Evidence card: the claim "Darker skin types are more prone to paradoxical hypertrichosis after laser hair removal." set against the cohort that was actually measured.

Sep 13, 2026

Zero Point Three Four Percent. Or Sixteen Point Two. Pick One.

Laser hair removal sometimes grows hair instead of removing it. The reported incidence spans a factor of fifty, the meta-analysis has 97 percent heterogeneity, and the pooled data could not establish any link to skin type at all — which is the opposite of what everyone says.

Evidence card: the claim "No-lye relaxers are gentler than lye relaxers." set against the cohort that was actually measured.

Sep 13, 2026

Median pH 12.36. Every Single One Was Over the Corrosive Line.

A South African team measured the pH of 121 relaxers across 39 brands. No-lye was not gentler. Children’s formulas were not gentler. And 91 percent of the sodium hydroxide products were sold without the shampoo that stops the reaction.

Evidence card: the claim "Formaldehyde in hair smoothing products is being banned in the US." set against the cohort that was actually measured.

Sep 13, 2026

The Rule Has Been Coming for Three Years and Has Never Been Written

FDA’s proposed ban on formaldehyde in hair smoothing products has slipped five times across five successive regulatory agendas — roughly 28 months backwards — and has still not published. Meanwhile a salon measurement study found blow-dry peaks of 3.47 ppm.

Evidence card: the claim "CCCA affects up to 5.6% of Black women." set against the cohort that was actually measured.

Sep 13, 2026

Nobody Biopsied Anyone. The Number Is Still Everywhere.

The figure quoted for how many Black women have CCCA comes from women photographed at six workshops, with no biopsies, in a study that also failed to find the relaxer association the number is usually deployed to prove.

Evidence card: the claim "Hair relaxers cause uterine cancer in Black women." set against the cohort that was actually measured.

Sep 13, 2026

The Relaxer Study Everyone Quoted Was 85.6 Percent White

A hazard ratio of 2.55 made headlines about Black women’s hair products. The cohort behind it was overwhelmingly white, found no difference by race, and recorded no brands or ingredients. The absolute numbers — 1.64 percent to 4.05 percent by age 70 — are the ones worth knowing, and almost nobody printed them.

Evidence card: the claim "Closer shaving prevents razor bumps." set against the cohort that was actually measured.

Sep 13, 2026

“Shave Closer” Is Exactly Backwards

Pseudofolliculitis barbae affects somewhere between 45 and 83 percent of men who shave and have tightly curled hair. The standard advice makes it worse by design, and in 2025 the US military decided the problem was the men.