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The section pages are curated, which means somebody decided what belonged. This page did not. Everything published, newest first, including the pieces that never fit a theme and were never going to.

Sep 13, 2026 · Every Skin in the Room

Three Patients. Two of Them Lost Pigment.

That is the entire dedicated published evidence base for laser tattoo removal in Fitzpatrick IV to VI — black ink only, with the keloid-prone excluded. Meanwhile…

Sep 13, 2026 · Every Skin in the Room

One Case Report, and a Search That Hands You a Tumor

Search the world's principal medical database for turban and scalp and you get turban tumor, a nineteenth-century eponym for a rare adnexal cancer. The entire located…

Sep 13, 2026 · Every Skin in the Room

Seventeen Percent, Inside the Same Ethnicity

Immigrants with the lightest skin earn 17 percent more than comparable immigrants with the darkest — within the same race, ethnicity and country of origin. The…

Sep 13, 2026 · Every Skin in the Room

Twenty-Two Patients in Fourteen Years

That is the entire published record of skin cancer in urban Indigenous Australians. A systematic review of teledermatology for the same population returned a null set.…

Sep 13, 2026 · Every Skin in the Room

Nobody Has Ever Counted

The figure everyone repeats — that most people with albinism in Tanzania die of skin cancer before forty — traces to one descriptive sentence in a…

Sep 13, 2026 · Every Skin in the Room

Seven Times Faster Than Anticipated

The standing excuse for all-white dermatology trials is that diverse patients are hard to recruit. A trial that chose diverse sites, trained its staff and collected…

Sep 13, 2026 · Every Skin in the Room

Roughly One in 190, and Ten Years to Get the Name

African American girls aged fifteen to seventeen carry a coded hidradenitis suppurativa diagnosis at 525 per 100,000 — the highest rate of any group in the…

Sep 13, 2026 · Every Skin in the Room

It Grows. It Just Does Not Stay.

A study of 1,042 schoolchildren found that natural Afro-textured hair reaches a length steady state within about a year of a haircut — because breakage catches…

Sep 13, 2026 · Every Skin in the Room

Most of It Is Supposed to Be There

Dark bands in the nails. Pigmented gums. A line down the upper arm where the color changes. Blue-gray patches on a baby's back that have been…