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Unproven Claims

Somebody has to write down what was actually tested. Every entry here takes one beauty claim, restates it as a proposition somebody could go and check, and records what turned up — including, often, that nobody has looked. No brand is named in a verdict. Nothing here is sponsored, and nothing here links to a shop.

The useful column is not the verdict. It is the one next to it, which says what kind of evidence is missing — because “there is no evidence” is nearly always false, and the accurate answer is usually that the study exists and belongs to something else.

3 claims on file · last revised 3 September 2026 · How this works · JSON · CSV

Evidence position
What is missing
Subject
  1. We found no published independent measurement of what a consumer facial LED mask actually delivers. The dose is the claim, and it is unverified.

    Characterisation failure Last searched 3 September 2026

  2. Nine studies, all rated low or moderate quality, covering 219 patients between them. Real signal, and nowhere near enough of it to conclude.

    Characterisation failure Last searched 3 September 2026

  3. No exosome product is FDA-approved, and the published studies do not describe what was in the vial well enough for anyone to repeat them.

    Characterisation failure Last searched 3 September 2026